September 10, 2008

Lipstick on Pigs

The McBush campaign is upset that Barack Obama used the line “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig” in a speech today. Of course, Sarah Palin was first to bring the subject of lipstick into the campaign with her corny joke in her RNC speech last week. And John McSame himself used the same line about lipstick and pigs when criticizing Hillary Clinton’s healthcare proposals last year. What’s so “offensive” about pigs and lipstick?;_ylt=Ah67YCqTrE4xP5PImzuVfoVh24cA


September 7, 2008

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

Sarah Knows Sex Sells

Sarah Knows Sex Sells



Mao Knows Sex Sells

Mao Knows Sex Sells

In the interest of fairness and in tribute to Mao of Caosblog, the subject of this post is a RUMOR. Mao has lost all credibility after she agreed with Dick the toe sucker Morris that Sarah Palin is the next Margaret Thatcher..

So, to honor her tragic fall from everyday w(r)ong wing hack to batshit crazy/no sense of history fool, I post about the rumored Sarah Palin sex scandal. Whether true or ficticious, Mao has taught me not to worry about the validity of rumors. She has no problem pushing the rumor of Obama drug-fueled gay sex, so I have no problem bringing to light the whispers of a Palin extramarital affair. Plus, it’ll help my stats. People love this shit, for it allows them to look down upon politicians and to come to the conclusion that these big-name pols are no better than they themselves and those whom they associate with.  
Well, rumor has it that our gal Sarah had an affair with a business partner involved in a car wash with Todd Palin. Sounds like possible monkey business to me. Then again, it may not be true. But no worries, the w(r)ong wingers have taught me that sex sells. It doesn’t matter if the sex ever took place, it still sells. They like gay sex scandals and I guess we like straight sex scandals. Cool, I’m ok with that. So here is the scoop on Sarah’s latest scandal…
























September 1, 2008

Sarah Palin’s Daughter is Pregnant

The McBush campaign has announced that Sarah Palin’s seventeen year old daughter is pregnant. (I am not using the name of the young woman on this blog for she has done nothing wrong. For those who for some reason need to know her name, it is easy to find).

Sarah Palin associates with the pro-“life” crowd, many of whom oppose birth control. I’d like to know what Sarah Palin’s positions are on birth control. Specifically, I’d like her to answer the simple question John McBush refused to answer regarding insurance companies, Viagra, and birth control. (Seen here)…

I wish her daughter well in both her pregnancy and upcoming marriage. Let’s leave her out of this and focus on her mother’s ideas on teenaged pregnancy and birth control.

August 31, 2008

Sarah Palin Thinks Cancer is Funny

Hooooraaay for Cancer!!!

Hooooraaay for Cancer!!!


Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared on an Alaskan “shock jock” radio show in January of this year. At one point in the program, one of the hosts referred to Alaska’s state senate president and fellow republican Lyda Green as a “cancer” and a “bitch”. Green is a cancer survivor. Palin’s response? Laughter. Audio clip here… 

August 30, 2008

Sarah Smile


Early 80s soft core porn star? No!- (r)epuke VP nominee

Early 80s soft core porn star? No!- (r)epuke VP nominee

McBush has chosen his running mate. It’ll be Sarah Palin. Sarah has been governor of Alaska since 2006 and before that she served two terms as both Wasilla, Alaska (pop. 9000) city councilwoman and mayor of that thriving metropolis. Sarah’s other accomplishments include being named runner up of the 1984 Miss Alaska contest and marrying one of the few (r)epuke union members left in America. And I thought Brownie’s resume was impressive!

The pick clearly shows the level of desperation that has overtaken the McSame campaign. His pathetic staff has decided that the best way to charm Hillary voters is to name a pro-“life”, pro-gun, pro-war (almost) beauty queen. Didn’t they even bother to check out what Hillary Clinton stands for? I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again- any Hillary voter who casts a ballot for McCain/Palin should immediately switch his or her registration to (r). This pick is such a joke.

August 13, 2008

Say Hello to McCain’s Little Friend

Ralph Reed

Ralph Reed

Ralph Reed, former head of the Christian Coalition, will host an exclusive event in downtown Atlanta on Monday to raise some cold hard cash for John McSame. This is a big money fundraiser, so the candidate himself will attend. Ralph’s list of accomplishments include swindling big money from an Indian tribe for his buddy Jack Abramoff, getting arrested for trespass inside an abortion clinic, lobbying for Enron in a deal brokered by Karl Rove, and (last but certainly not least) orchestrating attacks on candidate McSame in the 2000 (r)epuke presidential primary. The attacks on McCain included allegations that he conspired with his Viet Cong captors. Why would McSame now embrace this angry little man with a checkered past? Because John McCain is no “maverick” these days, and he’ll do/say/forgive anyone or anything just to get elected. It’s sad to see the once principled McCain sell himself out to the crowd responsible for destroying America.

August 6, 2008

Chairwoman Mao says Barack is A Gay Drug User

\"And to my friends in the right wing blogosphere I urge you to continue to spread our baseless propaganda. But do not, under any circumstances, allow debate or counterpoints. This would surely bring an end to our Great Society.\"

I was banned from my first blog the other day. At issue was a comment I attempted to add regarding a post about an Obama rumor. The baseless rumor alleges drug fueled gay sex between Barack Obama and an ex- con. The blog owner had no problem posting this hilarious clip about the rumor…

But shortly after I countered with a comment about a rumor I’d heard, I was banned. Here’s what I said…

“You’re above vid is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, and that’s saying something considering that I watch FauxNews everyday. So this is what yer gonna push when it gets down to biz this cycle, eh? B-Rock the druggie homo…that’s all you gots? I would have gone for something a little more subtle and a lot more believable. But hey, why not shoot for the stars????

Well, I’ve heard that there is quality “evidence” obtained from a meth addict in northern California that Dick Cheney and Rummie are cowgirls. In a Brokeback Mountain sense. This tranny meth junkie has assured me that everything he/she tells me is true. It all went down in the Hillbilles Camp at Bohemian Grove. What a wild night.

We gotta get these two pirates before Congress, don’t you think?”

Here’s the full thread on Mao’s psychoblog…

My problem with Mao isn’t so much that she is pushing this ridiculous rumor- it is at the very least humorous. What bothers me is that while she has no prob posting garbage like this, she censors any debate on it. She claims that Obama should answer the charge. I disagree. Should every politician be forced to dispute claims of drug use and gay sex made by a convicted criminal? I think not.

I find it funny that the party of Larry Craig is talking gay sex this election cycle. Do they really want to go there? I mean they put so much effort into discrimination against homosexuals but now they make videos about alleged sex acts performed by a man on Barack Obama? Sounds more like a Mark Foley fantasy than an actual occurrence to this writer.

And one last thing. Mao- your definition of the word blasphemous is incomplete. It also means [characterized by profanity or cursing; “foul-mouthed and blasphemous”; “blue language”; “profane words”]. Nice try but you lose. Again. Small wonder you banned me. You ain’t on my level anyway. Hack.

July 27, 2008

Adolf & Hussein- What’s in a Name?

Joe Coors

Joe Coors

Adolph Herman Joseph Coors II was born in 1917 in Golden, Colorado. Grandson of Coors Brewing Company founder Adolph Herman Joseph Coors Sr., “Joe” as he was known, went on to run the family business as CEO from 1982-1987. His other accomplishments included serving as regent of the University of Colorado, where he opposed the existence of minority student organizations like the Black Student Union and UMAS (United Mexican American Students). Joe was a member of the racist John Birch Society, as were many Coors family members. He was known to distribute JBS propaganda during his tenure as university regent. He was also instrumental in the establishment of the Heritage Foundation, an organization whose past activities include a campaign waged in conjunction with the Ku Klux Klan to ban books in a school district written by African American authors. Coors gave large sums of money to his friend Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell’s Moral Majority Group. But perhaps his most significant “accomplishment” was his time in U.S. President Ronald Reagan’s kitchen cabinet. This group of billionaire and millionaire businessmen was directly involved in the Iran-Contra scandal, as records prove that large sums of their monies were used to fund the Contras in Nicaragua. Late in his life, Joe Coors left his wife of fifty years and married his mistress. He passed away in 2003 at the age of 85 after a battle with lymphatic cancer.

Barack Hussein Obama II was born in 1961 in Honolulu, Hawaii. The son of a black Kenyan father and a white Kansan mother, he went on to graduate from Columbia University and Harvard Law School, where he was selected editor of the prestigious Harvard Law Review. He left Harvard to move to Chicago, Illinois, where he practiced law as a civil rights attorney, worked as a community organizer in the South Side, and taught constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School. He was elected to the Illinois State Senate in 1996 and the United States Senate in 2004. His legislative accomplishments include co-sponsorship of an immigration bill with Senator John McCain of Arizona in 2005, introduction of the Iraq War De-Escalation act in 2007, and the introduction of a bill making criminal various fraudulent and dirty federal campaign tactics. In February 2007, Obama announced his candidacy for President of the United States.

Similarities in Coors’ and Obama’s achievements are difficult to ascertain.  However, they do share a common bond in another area. Each man shares a first or middle name with an infamous dictator and American wartime adversary. But young Adolf likely never had to overcome suspicion and prejudice matching the intensity of the hate Obama has faced.  While his name was never a hindrance for Coors to further amass his family fortune and directly influence U.S. foreign policy, Obama’s middle name has become the basis for a hateful, xenophobic campaign waged by the w(R)ong wing of the republic party. Time and time again, they seek to use his name to imply that he is somehow anti-American. While this notion is obviously ridiculous, its momentum and reach is picking up steam.

So the next time some fool mentions the fact that Barack Obama’s middle name is Hussein, please do not hesitate to tell him/her the story of Adolph Herman Joseph Coors II. What’s in a name? Absolutely nothing.

Barack Obama

Barack Obama

July 25, 2008

Sometimes, A Hater Just Needs A Cyber Beatdown


full discussion here…



  • Deciders,

    Even though your comments were addressed to Mr. Pink Eyes and he did a good response, I would like to add my 2 cents to this.

    From a Biblical perspective, Jesus reaffirms the foundations of the Jewish system that marriage and the raising of children is solely the domain of a man & a woman. That goes back to the first few chapters of Genesis. For any entity or government to have the audacity of trying to redefine the basic tenets of any faith is unconstitutional in the highest degree.

    Now covering the topic of attempting to compare “race” to homosexuality brings in a false argument. The color of the skin of an individual and other genetic features is not an issue of choice. Race is merely a societal concept to segregate individuals based on appearance. We are all part of the human race as is duly noted in any medical journal and basic biology or we would not be able to “cross-breed”.

    The act of homosexuality is a choice. Smoking cigarettes and cigars is a choice. Neither is good for your health. But one is “bad” and the other is “good” as defined by some. If one studies the basic tenets of Christianity and the Jewish faith, you would find that the choices of the individual are what are categorized as good or bad. Not the individual themselves.

    It would be fair to say a responsible society would not condone teaching children to lead destructive lifestyles that will result in increased medical and other impacts in their lives when it can be prevented. The choice of doing illegal drugs, the choice of smoking cigarettes, the choice of drinking alcohol excessively, etc. are all condemned and the children are protected from the marketing pitch for those products.

    But somehow it is perfectly fine to promote the choice of homosexual behavior despite the negative medical and societal impacts?

    No matter whether someone is interested in the opposite gender or not, what one does when the drop their pants is their choice.

    So please do not equate what someone is born with to choice. The argument does not hold. To further press my point, I’m a caucasian guy married to a lady from the Philippines.


  • Oh, Gary. Just when I thought I’d seen this brand of BS peddled for the last time, you had to post it on an otherwise interesting blog.

    I never said that any “entity or government” should “have the audacity of trying to redefine the basic tenets of any faith”. If you don’t want gays in your church, fine. I’d venture that the majority of them (excluding extreme sadists) wouldn’t want to be there anyway. If some do, tell them to hit the skids and go form their own group whom holds identical views to yours on every “issue” besides homosexuality. No one would blame you for that.

    And what do you say to the millions of American citizens (I’ll leave the illegals out of this because I assume you’re a hater) that don’t refer to “Biblical perspectives” for instructions to live their lives? You know, your countrymen and women whom might be inclined to look to writings such as the Koran, the Upanishads, or the Pali Canon for such guidance. Those three aren’t on your summer reading list are they, Gary? The point is, you don’t get to decide what everyone believes in. This is not a “Christian” nation anymore than it is a nation of any other faith. I got my B&N hardback U.S. Constitution right next to me, bitch. ($15- good deal) I’m not picking anything up on a scan about everybody having to be Christian. You might want to take a look at this shit before you start citing it in your posts. It is a fascinating read, I assure you.

    How can there be a “marketing pitch” for illegal drugs? And what is the difference between drinking alcohol and abusing drugs? (Don’t tell me that one is illegal. This isn’t a bad joke contest). You need to get out more, Gar. Or at least around some people who have been exposed to the things that you are trying to offer an opinion on. I promise you it’s not that bad out here in the real world Gary, the gays won’t bother you. Nor will most of the chicks. The old parted hair/tie clip/fear monger look isn’t cutting it with most girls these days, Gar. Ask Tom DeLay. I’m happy for you that you’ve found a good one.

    Lastly, the only way for you to possibly know that homosexuality is a choice is if you in fact are a homosexual. Otherwise it’s just another of your unfounded opinions. You must have been faced with such a decision at some point in your life to be so sure. When did you choose to be “straight”? You know, when did you come to the conclusion that those feelings you had for men was “bad”? Some haters I know would say of you, “that fucking faggot” upon hearing this. I don’t harbor such hatred for someone in your situation. But given the opinions you have offered, I think you need some QT in Ted Haggard’s “I want to be straight again” rehab. You got some serious shit going on, my friend.

    My advice, from a clinical perspective, would be to let it go, Chief. Nobody cares what your opinion is about gays or anything else. It’s cool, my friend. Look up Pinky’s aforementioned Bingo Bill. That might be more your speed.

    Please sit this one out, Gar. You and your kind have done enough damage to this great country of all of ours. Vote Bob Barr if you have to. McSame ain’t your kinda pubber anyway. Be well, my friend. Heaven surely holds a place for those with such faith as strong as yours. You just need to learn to love, learn, and grow.

    Your Friend,


  • July 17, 2008

    Please don’t vote for a Democrat?

    It was only a matter of time before we’d have to look at nonsense like this..

    Please don't try to scare us. We're smarter than that now.

    Please don't try to scare us. We're smarter than that now.

    Some fear monger named Mike Meehan of St. Cloud, FL has paid for billboards bearing this image around Orlando. Mike fancies himself a musician and has recorded and released “The Republican Song”…
    As the video proves, Merle Haggard he is not. But it isn’t Meehan’s lack of musicianship that scares me most, it is his message. Does Mr. Meehan truly believe that 9/11 is the fault of Democrats? Shame on Mike Meehan for invoking the tragedy of 9/11 in an attempt to strike fear in the hearts of malleable voters and advance his misguided political views. Mike Meehan is pond scum.
    Hop back up on that tractor and shut your mouth.

    Hop back up on that tractor and shut your mouth.

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