September 7, 2008

Sarah Palin Sex Scandal

Sarah Knows Sex Sells

Sarah Knows Sex Sells



Mao Knows Sex Sells

Mao Knows Sex Sells

In the interest of fairness and in tribute to Mao of Caosblog, the subject of this post is a RUMOR. Mao has lost all credibility after she agreed with Dick the toe sucker Morris that Sarah Palin is the next Margaret Thatcher..

So, to honor her tragic fall from everyday w(r)ong wing hack to batshit crazy/no sense of history fool, I post about the rumored Sarah Palin sex scandal. Whether true or ficticious, Mao has taught me not to worry about the validity of rumors. She has no problem pushing the rumor of Obama drug-fueled gay sex, so I have no problem bringing to light the whispers of a Palin extramarital affair. Plus, it’ll help my stats. People love this shit, for it allows them to look down upon politicians and to come to the conclusion that these big-name pols are no better than they themselves and those whom they associate with.  
Well, rumor has it that our gal Sarah had an affair with a business partner involved in a car wash with Todd Palin. Sounds like possible monkey business to me. Then again, it may not be true. But no worries, the w(r)ong wingers have taught me that sex sells. It doesn’t matter if the sex ever took place, it still sells. They like gay sex scandals and I guess we like straight sex scandals. Cool, I’m ok with that. So here is the scoop on Sarah’s latest scandal…
























August 6, 2008

Chairwoman Mao says Barack is A Gay Drug User

\"And to my friends in the right wing blogosphere I urge you to continue to spread our baseless propaganda. But do not, under any circumstances, allow debate or counterpoints. This would surely bring an end to our Great Society.\"

I was banned from my first blog the other day. At issue was a comment I attempted to add regarding a post about an Obama rumor. The baseless rumor alleges drug fueled gay sex between Barack Obama and an ex- con. The blog owner had no problem posting this hilarious clip about the rumor…

But shortly after I countered with a comment about a rumor I’d heard, I was banned. Here’s what I said…

“You’re above vid is perhaps the funniest thing I’ve seen in months, and that’s saying something considering that I watch FauxNews everyday. So this is what yer gonna push when it gets down to biz this cycle, eh? B-Rock the druggie homo…that’s all you gots? I would have gone for something a little more subtle and a lot more believable. But hey, why not shoot for the stars????

Well, I’ve heard that there is quality “evidence” obtained from a meth addict in northern California that Dick Cheney and Rummie are cowgirls. In a Brokeback Mountain sense. This tranny meth junkie has assured me that everything he/she tells me is true. It all went down in the Hillbilles Camp at Bohemian Grove. What a wild night.

We gotta get these two pirates before Congress, don’t you think?”

Here’s the full thread on Mao’s psychoblog…

My problem with Mao isn’t so much that she is pushing this ridiculous rumor- it is at the very least humorous. What bothers me is that while she has no prob posting garbage like this, she censors any debate on it. She claims that Obama should answer the charge. I disagree. Should every politician be forced to dispute claims of drug use and gay sex made by a convicted criminal? I think not.

I find it funny that the party of Larry Craig is talking gay sex this election cycle. Do they really want to go there? I mean they put so much effort into discrimination against homosexuals but now they make videos about alleged sex acts performed by a man on Barack Obama? Sounds more like a Mark Foley fantasy than an actual occurrence to this writer.

And one last thing. Mao- your definition of the word blasphemous is incomplete. It also means [characterized by profanity or cursing; “foul-mouthed and blasphemous”; “blue language”; “profane words”]. Nice try but you lose. Again. Small wonder you banned me. You ain’t on my level anyway. Hack.

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